Look at This Thing I Just Made Hey

Can you?



Drew 97% of this weeks ago, just finished. It is to cheer up a lady who is hopefully already cheered up by now. That lady is not allowed to guess.

This is turning into Tuesday-Saturday I don't know man. I gotta work on some things.
Proper update tomorrow. Above and Beyond! You'll see! You'll see!

My computer is a disorganized mess and one of the only perks of that is sometimes when I'm on the hunt I'll stumble upon things like this and not have any recollection of drawing it



There is so much of this stuff you guys, but usually less legible

"A Charming Lack of Animosity"

( Old Half )



You probably will not see them selling these shirts on the boardwalk.

(Oh man gotta go one day I will leave on time for things)

I draw pictures of animals boobs and food what do you do

Sometimes problems happen and you've only got 35 minutes and have to improvise.
But that's something you should be prepared to deal with if you are going to buy a scanner on eBay for $7.


(I'm not going to get into the details of it but I think it's operational again. So you'll get that comic tomorrow.)


*Edit*
A few points.

*What you see now is color but the original version that was up for the deadline was considerably less developed. Anyway there's the link for whatever official business may require it.
*I don't think I ever thanked belknapcomics for that really cool print he gave me for free. Which, awesome.
(I don't know how that took so long but it is almost 6 a.m. and I have a giant headache so BYE)

Since it is guest comics week and all let's take a trip down Photobucket Lane!
(As always, click the picture for its Original Context)

Here is a picture from just the other day! it is based on a grendel_macg thing.



This is how I ride the subway maybe or maybe it is a joke or maybe both!

Photobucket says that, because I posted it in Steve Wolfhard's journal, computers have loaded this image 2,555 times. Posting it here should bring it up to 2,600!


WHAT AMERICA IS LIKE



Speaking of, this is a thing I made for americanbeetles

and it is much less creepy than the first thing I drew for her



This is robotsinmyattic's boyfriend.

You will notice a lot of recycled themes and imageries in my work





I drew this for my old roommate

He drank all the beer (no he didn't and if he did he would replace it)


Off the cuff!



A modded bezman


Bez comic 11 word review reBUTTal for ME MYSELF AND IRENE


modded seph_hunter panel



The Time I Got Shot!

I thought you guys were my friends :(





I illustrated a crazy sunburn I got!


I drew myself naked a lot that month

(Sometimes clothed)


usually naked


but I didn't only draw my own dick!


"dick."


kingkibble fan art

(I don't know why I didn't post it in this entry instead)


Every one of my t shirts when I was five years old



Then I got sent to the principal's office a lot in school they found my drawrings



Useless shops



Uhm she sells demon bags or something



Did I mention I love Livejournal? (The community, not the upper highs. Livejournal is run by greedy idiots these past years).
Thanks, livejournal! My favorite are the comments sections! There are people who do not even read the comments :O

And hey guess what? That is only back through like May.


THIS IS HOW I SPEND MY TIME

(the most fun part about these posts is trying to track down all the original comments I think)


UNTIL NEXT TIME

I am a big fan of cantdrawcanswim and if you don't believe me just look at all this stuff from the past few months I found in my photobucket (chronological):

(and, as per usual, you can click the image to discover its secret context!)








tracer.





Ok I didn't technically draw anything here, or I did but you know what I mean









This was going to be a longer thing all really cool action-packed revenge shit but everyone was being a jerk to me so I said NEVER MIND
apparently it is never acceptable to use rape as a plot point but it is ok to yell "RAPED LOL!" when you are playing video games with someone
(I drew a few more panels and in them I appear and then basically get immediately killed. I think with a sword?)



I looked for a while but I can't find where this one got posted. I don't think it matters









yesterday's was not the first AIDS SHARK fan art guest comic no one asked for


longest legs longest legs in the world



There is also some stuff on my computer I never finished because that's the kind of person I am. At least one of those things is fucking awesome.

(For the longest time almost every picture I drew was posted to someone else's journal. But not anymore!)

You guys comics is going to kill me if they find my dead body tell them comics did it

The Loneliest Snowman resumes


ps I guess the deadline is 3 a.m. now but I wish no one had told me that. (on the plus side this looks a lot nicer than it would have otherwise. But I spend way too long on minor minor details and it is not even close to necessary or cost(time) effective)

Happy Comics Friday (sort of) Lives On!

Takin' it around the block.

First comic this week that doesn't have a strong link to the previous one. Instead it reaches back to my first official SEC and it doesn't really make sense unless you've seen it. Or if you don't know anything about Pokemon (and even then it isn't really funny).

This week is basically an inverse of last week in a lot of ways! I like symmetry!


(There are some things I'd like to change about this comic but the only computers I have access to right now are Macs. I been locked out the PCs!)

    Last night I got home at seven and just felt like reading in bed.  I always fall asleep when I do that so I had to set my alarm for like 10:30 so I could continue this damn comic thing.   When the buzzes woke me up it was chilly and I didn't want to leave my comfy blanket fort but I made a promise.  Or something not really.  Anyway I did this one earlier so I can sleep as much as I want to for the next three days.

I spent longer on this than it looks like, reworking things that are completely trivial (to the detriment of the whole).

Some get happy endings.

( Original Version )

Tony just draws the same panel over and over: EPISODE 2

I just spent two hours sorting through folders and folders of Paint doodles and Oh My you guys there is so much awesome stuff I hardly even remember drawing

Some of it I don't remember at all

Anyway here is a thing



Maybe I will post more things, I just gotta polish them.

Or maybe I will just megapost them scribbles who can say

See now my attention span can only last for twenty minutes maybe so all the cool things I start never get finished and all you see are these shitty rad doodles.

Man whatever that is like a metaphor or some shit too I bet

(This did not take anywhere near twenty minutes I am just saying)

BYE.

Here are some things I drew in Paint and uploaded to photobucket yesterday, each one for a different reason.











Nonsensical as usual, I'm sure


(There was a fifth one, but I'd feel weird about posting it here out of context since I had very little to do with it)

A few months ago Jess Fink drew a comic detailing what she'd do if she came into possession of a time machine.
I know what you are thinking and yes like anyone else would she can be seen making out with herself before the first page is over.
It was posted a page or two at a time over the course of a few weeks. One day she wrote a blog entry about Cake Wrecks instead so I drew this to scratch the itch (like most things I do it doesn't make much sense out of context): And of course you can click the picture to see it in its natural habitat.