My agent called me last night and said, "Tony, you have some talents but you're wasting them. You need to make comics that would appeal to a mainstream audience if you want to get that ca$h." He's never steered me wrong before so I said, "OK."
Now you can read my comics in the newspaper! Monday through Friday!
It is just going to be that strip every day but J. Jonah Jameson assured me that no one will notice.
If you'll excuse me I have to go roll around in a pile of money for an hour.