Look at This Thing I Just Made Hey

Here are some facts about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris has difficulties opening a bottle of soda, sometimes, when the last person closed it too tightly and probably shook it up some, almost certainly by accident.

Chuck Norris refers to soda as "pop," which is pretty silly.

Some nights Chuck Norris has trouble falling asleep. This is especially true if he (foolishly) just ate something “heavy,” like a big meal or a calzone, or if there are important problems in his life.

Sometimes there are important problems in Chuck Norris’s life. He is human and this is a common thing that happens to those. Often the problems are not as serious as they might seem at the time. This is a common issue as well.

Chuck Norris once forgot his nephew’s birthday, but he felt really bad about it. He probably still does, to be honest. You can kind of see it in his eyes in the first few seconds after his name is mentioned, if you look for it.

Chuck Norris always reads the directions twice, just to be certain, before beginning any endeavor. He often makes mistakes anyway, and that is O.K.

Chuck Norris forgets where he put his keys, occasionally, and it can take up to ten minutes to locate them, but usually not longer than that (notable exception: the time he left them at the restaurant). This happens often enough, it seems to Chuck, that he worries about it sometimes. Usually at night when he cannot fall asleep.

Chuck Norris’s fly is down, but I feel awkward telling him about it right now. And anyway, I noticed it as he was sitting himself down. So, I mean, it isn’t an immediate issue. Maybe I’ll pass him a note. There’s some extra napkins over there and I’ve got a pen in my pocket.

Chuck Norris sings out of key and never notices and it is usually endearing (when it isn’t too grating).

Those are some facts about Chuck Norris.

Early this morning messing with dipping nib pens felt like drawing some people.



I know a lot of people with glasses is the point I am trying to make here.

Last week I got drawn a few times.

cantdrawcanswim drew me


( Rare Friends Page Consideration Cut )
Drawn!

Did you see yesterday's post? Unless you were logged in as me I bet you didn't


No one uses the Internet Friday night through Sunday. I can play my music as loud as I want!

Can you?



Drew 97% of this weeks ago, just finished. It is to cheer up a lady who is hopefully already cheered up by now. That lady is not allowed to guess.

The first column went up yesterday but I was dissatisfied so here it is again, but better.
(Link to the whole thing so far)

( The rest up to here )


An attempt to create some sort of environment with busyness and depth. It is not one of my strong points so this was a good excuse to practice. Maybe some day I will be able to make something as cool and fully-realized as Sky Cat?
Never give up on your stupid, stupid dreams.

Wake Up continued. I'm gonna post more after I just don't need to be worrying about deadlines and all.

Page one.



I mostly drew this last night. Got sleepy carried away a little.

This is what my brain is like.

Page One. Before it's clearly happy.




One of my many tabs has been playing The Karate Kid for a half hour now and I don't know which one or why.


That's not true anymore since my entire system crashed and now I'm using a different browser. Saved drafts!

God I hate computers.

I bet you are not wondering what my life was like a year ago. But that is OK I will still tell you.

Last October I started drawing random comics in my sketchbook I guess. This was only a few months after I finally started drawing things again. My brain still has trouble comprehending that whole issue, but I will try not to bother you with all that. Point is, here are some year-old comics back from when I "didn't draw comics"



and later that day (guess I was feeling better?)


That sketchbook also features such classic gems as: October 19th 2008



Yeah!

I kind of can't believe that was all so long ago


Anyway guess what movie I just watched



maybe this is getting out of control

This is turning into Tuesday-Saturday I don't know man. I gotta work on some things.
Proper update tomorrow. Above and Beyond! You'll see! You'll see!

I am listening to Christmas music and you can't stop me

Dunno if you guys got it in you for 185 more of these but maybe I do.
19 on I'm switching to pen though because fuck all these smudges.

My computer is a disorganized mess and one of the only perks of that is sometimes when I'm on the hunt I'll stumble upon things like this and not have any recollection of drawing it



There is so much of this stuff you guys, but usually less legible

Just go with it.

"A Charming Lack of Animosity"

( Old Half )



You probably will not see them selling these shirts on the boardwalk.

(Oh man gotta go one day I will leave on time for things)

You guys it is Friday!  That means happy comics!  And man I bet you get bored during work or whatever and gee what is something you could do to pass that time?  I bet I could think of a thing!

Got a scanner?  A digital camera?  A primitive (or hey maybe fancy is ok too) drawing program?  A marked proficiency with ASCII?  Man do it up!  I know you don't think I am talking to you, over there, but oh I am.  EVEN you.

Or maybe you want me to be sad instead!  I guess it is your decision.

(if you don't know how to put pictures on the Internet I can tell you ways)

I originally conceived of yesterday's comic months ago, halfway through a 5-mile walk (and then one about Merlin but I can't remember it), except I didn't like it so I never used it. But then it really fit ghost wizard and I was able to turn it into something I like a lot. So hey, don't give up on yr dreams. Or something.

I decided to do 200 Bad Comics and the first version of the timely wizard joke can be Bad Comic #1. Look:



Man so I bet it's a lot easier to have fun at night when you don't have to worry about "I gotta go back home and finish that damn comic get it up in time"

10:00 update woo.